Unemployment Conan

Well, between watching a billion movies on Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon in Government class, my friends and I found time to sit in the back of the class and discuss what we think Conan is doing now that he's one of the unemployed. We came up with a number of things, including sitting around in pajamas (which eventually became shamrock pajamas), fuzzy slippers, squirrels, Lucky Charms, Popeye, a closet of differently-colored fuzzy slippers, Leno's chin on a dartboard, a Jimmy Fallon calendar, a Starbucks addiction...

Anyway, I drew this instead of uh, doing that "learning" thing. We have affectionately named him "Unemployment Conan."

I find this horribly depressing.

*sigh*

I should've went for eating sugar smacks out of a salad bowl and watching Remington Steele naked.







_{Conan O'Brien (c) himself}