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About Me Premium Member Procrastinator JaimieFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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Jaimie Fitzgerald Kennedy Christ "Jawsy" Lecter III (born September 16, Detroit, Michigan) rejects your reality and substitutes her own. She has an unhealthy obsession with Elvis Presley, Jeffrey Dahmer, John F. Kennedy, horror movies, and evil clowns. She is also the current possessor of the Tri-Force, and God. Her very presence forces the chorus from the song All Right Now by Free to be mysteriously heard by everyone within a 20-mile radius. It is advised that you bow down immediately to the greatness before you.



My insanely screwed-up family of wife-husbands:
:iconkreepy-girl::iconjawsyjaws::iconaheartfactory:

Because we're backwoods murderin' fathers of three.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: a cardboard box with hi-speed internet
  • Interests: your mother
  • Favourite movie: JAWS, Star Trek 2, Saw, Drive Thru, Silence of the Lambs, Freddy VS Jason, Repo: The Genetic Opera
  • Favourite band or musician: Elvis, David Cook, Michael Johns, Adam Lambert, Daughtry, Foo Fighters
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe, Thomas Harris, Peter Benchley
  • Favourite photographer: That old guy in my closet with the Polaroid
  • Operating System: Windows XP/Vista. I hate you, Bill Gates.
  • Skin of choice: Pale and pasty
  • Favourite game: Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Jak II, Twisted Metal
  • Favourite gaming platform: PlayStation 2
  • Personal Quote: "I'd pass HIS bill"
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil, paper, eraser, potato launcher

happy happy joy joy

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:iconcholesterol-bird:
thanks a lot for the :+fav: <3

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i Like wAt I Do - i dO WaT i liKE

♥ Welcome to My Goddamn Heaven [link]

One thing for sure, ~Cholesterol-Bird's got yoo under hiz skin.
:iconkarthik82:
Thanks for the :+fav:!

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[link] -- My YouTube Channel
:iconkarlarei2003:
You.
Here [link]
NOW!

...D= (Jon is waiting T^T)


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:iconsantabillie:
ty for the fave..!! you art is looking amazing, as always :boing:
:icondarkpelt:
I see you twittering for Repo! :D

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Leave you troubles outside!
So - life is disappointing? Forget it!
We have no troubles here! Here life is beautiful...
The girls are beautiful...
Even the orchestra is beautiful!

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